Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Beware of Deadly New Facebook Disease!

      There is a highly contagious disease going around called Phacebukitis. It starts with regular, unsuspecting people innocently opening a Facebook account and randomly posting cute photos of family, friends and what they've been doing lately. Once they do this an invisible germ travels through their keyboard and they become infected with a complete loss of inhibition. They will say anything that comes into their heads and even post pictures of it!
                                                 We used to look sort of normal.


They lose all sense of rational thinking and begin posting pictures of stuff no one cares about or that make them appear as if they've become God's gift to mankind. They also lose track of time and become separated from reality, forgetting to clean their house, pay their bills, and feed their animals. This is a tragic disease that can be avoided. Be very, very careful when using Facebook. Phacebukitis happened to me and I'm afraid the damage may be irreversible. It could happen to you too......

          But wait, I think there's room in there for one more glass before I have to run the dishwasher!

                      I guess at least no one can tell me "you made your bed, now you have to lie in it."

                                                  The new "Shabby Chic" look.

                                           Wait, I might still want to read one of those.

Are you planning on feeding me anytime soon? Cause I've already eaten two lizards and I'm still hungry. Grumble.

                       Duhhhh....food?....woof.....starving.....empty bowl......woof....duhhhhh.